The Minutiae of Alternate Realities

One of the more casual pastimes shared by the shadowy queer cabal I’ve come to consider my friends is group fantasizing for wholly unrealistic, dare I say impossible (I dare not, for sanity’s sake) futures in which we somehow have accumulated power without being born into or blackmailing our way into it.  Oh but were we androgynous and lithe, with enough fortune to be in the right D.C. bar men’s room at the right time…

To call a spade a spade, we have lofty plans for when I, and I alone, become the lone benevolent dictator of Earth. I’m convinced it is the only way we will ever join the Federation, which exists in this reality so shut the hell up. YOU CANT TAKE COMMAND, SON. So in addition to setting up the requisite Starfleet institutions, and straying from a cash/commodity based economy in the perfectly planned out, no obvious loopholes or issues Roddenberry system, please, allow me to share with you some of the strange and wonderful things my incorruptible, absolute power would do for the world: (more…)

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